A is for Ass & Anal Sex

Posted on October 31, 2011 by james

 
Whenever I see a gorgeous ass gyrating n a dance floor I think that bitch must be great at Ass Sex and should be a star in the Ass Porn Niche and honestly though, nine out of ten times, if you see a hot babe who can dance up a storm, she is likely a XXX freak in the sack. You see anal sex and porn just go hand in hand, there has always been something incredibly taboo about porno videos and taboo about fucking an ass, so naturally when you combine the two you have double the taboo and double the fun. Did I mention twice the hard on? Haha! You know it I know it and that bubble butt slut shaking her ass on the dance floor knows it!

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Getting a Tone Butt

Posted on June 6, 2011 by james

tone buttI had always planned to get a tone butt. I felt that it was going saggy with fats accumulated from years of binge eating and being a couch potato. I didn’t really want to believe that I was getting fat until I met Susan, a slim, gorgeous chick. I wanted to impress her but saw that she and I would look silly together – the fat man with a huge beer belly, sagging butt and the sexy chick with the perfect curves.

I didn’t ask her out right away. I enrolled into a tone butt program. I was prepared to do anything to get back my once sexy masculine body. Only then will I try to win her heart, only when I have a higher chance. I also enrolled in some exercise programs at the gym so that the rest of my body is toned as well.

Every day, I would pass by Susan’s cubicle to say “hi!”. Little by little, she began to notice the changes in my physique. She’d compliment me and told me to continue what I was doing because the changes are good. Soon, we were easily talking about exercise techniques. She would sometimes demonstrate the exercise with her brown butt.

tone buttI wasn’t trying to just impress her with the tone butt – I was actually enjoying my lighter, slimmer body. The fats were all burned within months of combined workouts. Pretty soon, I was beginning to develop the thick muscles that I once had. My six-pack abs soon developed. To impress Susan, I began wearing form fitting shirts.

The butt park was a fantasy place I had made, the place where I could fuck Susan all I want without me trying to win her because she was already mine, there. Well, I didn’t have to fantasize about her anymore because it was she who actually asked me out on a date. Oh yes! The workout programs did work!

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Getting Some Butt Love

Posted on May 23, 2011 by james

butt love“Let’s enjoy the weekend at a beach, darling,” I quietly said one Wednesday evening.

Claire laughed, “The nearest beach is thousands of miles away, silly.”

“Yes, I know that. But I already have tickets for two to Florida, reservation for the weekend in a Hyatt hotel, and a tour package,” I said, acting as if it was an ordinary, daily routine.

“Oh!” she exclaimed, hugging me. “What’s the occasion?”

“Do I need an occasion to treat my wife to an impromptu vacation?” I asked.

“Alright,” she said. “I’ll go pack our things.”

The weekend was fun! It felt almost like a second honeymoon. We arrived early Saturday morning and found ourselves in this beautiful tropical resort, with coconut and palm trees swaying in the breeze. The beach was pristine and had several beach chairs with large beach umbrellas. There are chairs with butt rest of tropical themes.

butt loveI looked at the lounge chairs and thought how nice it would be to enjoy a butt love with Claire in one of those chairs. She’d be leaning over the chair while I fucked her from behind. I laughed to myself as the woman at the front desk began asking me if I was alright.

Grinning and forgetting about the butt love fantasy for a while, I took the key and we went up to our room. When we got there, I told Claire about my fantasy earlier. She laughed and told me that we’d do that but not out there where other people could see us. It might be a very erotic fantasy, a very exciting prospect to let those people see us fucking but this is a family friendly resort, after all. They’d probably kick us out for indecent exposure and fucking while minors are running around.

That night, we both enjoyed slow butt love. We slept in spoon position.

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Bubble Butt Bonanza – Porn Flicks

Posted on May 9, 2011 by james

bubble butt bonanzaA bubble butt bonanza was among the most erotic secret sex dreams I have. There is just something about those rounded butts that make me want to fuck as many of them as I could. However, I do wonder if those butts are for real because I’ve never seen a real person with a bubble butt, though it is quite easy to find porn flicks featuring these ballooning butts getting fucked by a huge cock!

I might say that I have a butt fetish. It is the part of the woman that often determines if I try my luck on getting laid or not. Often, I would choose a plain woman with a large butt over a gorgeous woman with a small butt.

That’s the reason why I love the flicks that feature bubble butt bonanza. I wondered how those men feel – the men who get to fuck the huge butts. Are they like me? Butt-loving men or are they just doing their job and have no preference at all whether they fuck butts or cunts? I know that I have no way of getting that question answered but I still love collecting these videos.

bubble butt bonanzaI’ve got more than 50 DVDs of bubble butt bonanza. Each of the DVD has several flicks featuring various sex positions, different stories, and could star different porn actors. I have no favorites among these flicks because I just don’t have the heart to choose which among them is the best – for that, I would still need to define what “best” means to me. Is “best” the flick where the fuck session is the longest? Or is “best” the one where I cummed the hardest?

My dream? That one day I’ll be able to enjoy real bubble butt bonanza – for now, I am content with watching these butt videos one at a time – no picking of favorites until I’ve tried it.

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Sexy Booty Butt

Posted on April 25, 2011 by james

booty buttWe held a party at the beach last night, in celebration of the beached whale that we had successfully helped return into the sea. Everyone, absolutely everyone was invited. We hired a local band, set up a stage under the palm trees, and invited everyone.

The best thing about not having restrictions as to who will be joining the party is that you’d often get to know new chicks, chicks who are more than willing to shake their booty butt as they dance with you. If the mood seems right, you might even be lucky enough to slap her butt or bring her home (or go to hers!).

Ah! I love parties! The music was funky and loud – all the people were dancing. I looked around the beach. There’s a nice looking chick with a flat butt. I might ask her to dance soon, I noted to myself.

Since the party had a beach location and a beach theme, the people were wearing an assortment of clothing. One sexy chick had a thong butt – she didn’t care that many of the people were fully clothed as she partied. Oh yeah! This is the chick for me. I walkebooty buttd towards her. As expected, there were many guys dancing close to her. I mean, an almost naked chick is more attractive than a fully clothed one, right?

I watched her booty butt shaking – I’d give anything to fuck this ass. I sighed as I looked around her. The guys are staring possessively at her. I don’t know who she’s with tonight but I also don’t want to end up getting punched.

I enjoyed the mini show. Some of the guys began to dance closer to her and she gyrated on their bodies playfully. My cock grew hard as I could almost feel the heat emanating from her cunt. I just looked at her booty butt, knowing that I might not be able to fuck her but at least I could dream about her booty tonight.

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Her Quest for a Bigger Butt

Posted on April 11, 2011 by james

bigger buttNelly has this juicy butt that I so love to slap. Making love with her was always erotic and wild because she’d allow me to slap her butt as she bounces on my cock. We’ve even experimented on a little ass fucking though she wasn’t very happy with our first tries.

One day, she told me that she’d love to have a bigger butt, something that I’d surely love to fuck.

“Sweetie, bigger butt or not, I love you and I’d always love to fuck you hard – your cunt, you butt, your titties. You don’t have to increase your butt and hip size so that I would love you more because my love for you is already filling my heart and head to the brim!” I assured her.

“My love, I think that having a bigger butt would surely make me feel beautiful. I’d be paying for the procedure, no worries,” she said.

“Well, it is not about the money. I just want you to know that whether you undergo the procedure or not, bubble butt or just your huge beautiful butt, I love you and would still love you,” I assured her.

bigger buttWeeks had passed and Nelly is still mulling over going under the knife. I didn’t try to persuade or dissuade her. I stood by my conviction that I’d love her butt and all of her no matter what her decision might be.

“I think that I’d really go on with the enhancement, my love,” she opened one day.

“Alright. You know that I always support your decision,” I replied.

Today, Nelly has this massive butt that I so love to slap. Is it the same as the original one? Of course not! She’s paid thousands of dollars for it, after all. Still, the feeling of love that I feel for her tush is still the same – I’d still love to slap it every time we fuck.

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The Butt Grab

Posted on March 28, 2011 by james

butt grabI was enjoying my summer vacation at my grandfather’s cottage by the lake. I had many wonderful memories of the time when Gramps was still alive and he’d bring us here to go fishing or swimming. It was Gramps who taught us how to row a boat, how to catch a large fish for dinner, and how fun it was to just enjoy life.

I was 20 when he passed away. That was the saddest day of my life. Then, it was replaced by a glimmer of happiness as I learned that the property was part of my inheritance. At least, I could re-live our happy times before and make new memories of my own.

I packed my bags and headed to the cottage. I was standing at the gate, looking at the charming cottage when I felt a butt grab. My reflex reaction was to grab the hand who did that. I twisted around and saw this beautiful young woman laughing hard.

“Gotcha!” she said.

butt grab“Uh, OK,” I said a little puzzled. I looked at the chick – she’s got a thick butt, large breasts, and gorgeous face. Then, my heart slammed into my ribs. This is Rhea! She was my playmate back when I was still in grade school. I knew it was her because she had a little heart shaped birthmark on her left cheek.

I hugged her then slapped her great butt, “That’s for the butt grab! You had startled me!”

We went inside the house. Turns out she’s also living at the cottage a couple of meters away from mine. She’d also inherited it from her grandpa. I wonder if the old men had agreed to do a little matchmaking. If yes, then I would be very thankful!

The butt grab had actually felt nice! I wonder when I would be able to fuck Rhea. Hmmmmmm perhaps very soon.

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Spying on Naked Butt

Posted on March 14, 2011 by james

naked buttI work as swimming pool cleaner during weekends. I took the job because it wasn’t really difficult plus I get to watch chicks swimming in their sexy bikinis. What’s so nice about this job is that I am actually working in a Hellenic Hotel – meaning, everyone and anyone can go naked if they want to! That is why, in my 11 months of service here, I’ve already logged hundreds of hours watching a naked butt swim in the pool or tanning on the chaise lounge chairs.

One particular experience will forever be in my mind. I was watching a woman with a naked butt sleeping on the chaise lounge. I was busy admiring her rounded bubble butt that I didn’t notice that her companion was watching me intently.

I was surely having sexual thoughts about the lady with a sexy butt sleeping just a few steps from me. I daydreamed about what I would do to her should she allow me to hold those huge bubbles. I know that there is lust in my eyes as I feasted my eyes on her.

Still, I had to remove some of the leaves that have reached the pool. There were tall tropical trees all around and in the “islands” of the large lagoon styled pool.

naked buttI looked back at the woman with the round butt and found her staring at me. I blushed, knowing that I had just fucked her in my daydreams. She smiled and walked towards me. I was scared a bit that she’s slap me or something as my mind began to recall that the other woman had been looking at me.

I watched her walk, her bikini butt swaying gracefully.

“My friend said that you were eyeing my naked butt a while ago,” she said.

I reddened. I’d be sacked for sure! I hang my head and apologized but she laughed. Then, she told me her room number and asked me to come up at 8 that night! She said I could do all things I had surely imagined when I was watching her earlier!

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Huge Butt Shaking to the Rhythm

Posted on February 28, 2011 by james

huge buttI have to admit it, I am in love with Donna and her huge butt. She works as receptionist at the hotel where I worked odd jobs. She’s got this fat butt that most guys in high school would laugh about. Well, I am not in high school and I am not like most guys – two reasons I could think of.

Her butt was so huge that her chairs are slightly larger than the regular ones. The management provides for her needs for larger furniture because she simply is the most reliable staff around. She’s never missed a workday even once – that just goes to show how dedicated she is to her job! She’s never asked for a raise yet management always made sure that she had one per year. She’s also the only employee who has been with the hotel since it had opened 10 years ago.

In celebration of the hotel’s anniversary, a party was held at the ballroom. It was attended by all the staff plus the hotel guests who happened to be lucky enough to be staying at the hotel on that day. The hotel management had a surprise announcement, calling Donna on stage.

huge buttI watched her huge butt as she walked up the stage. I thought that fucking her in the butt would surely be an exciting thing to do!

She was awarded the hotel’s first loyalty award. We all stood up and clapped our hands, cheering wildly thereafter. Her acceptance speech was sweet and funny at the same time. Then, she began to dance on stage – she must have been very nervous or, perhaps, really happy about being there on stage and receiving the award. The DJ played an upbeat music and everyone began to dance.

Her huge butt was shaking to the rhythm of the music. Oh yes! I am in love with this chick!

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Kiara’s Black Butt

Posted on February 14, 2011 by james

black butt“One! Two! Three! Four!” Kiara shouted at us. “Move those butts!”

We were having a butt workout and she was leading about 20 of us in the exercises. We’ve been doing this for months and I could honestly say that the exercises were effective. I could tell that Kiara’s black butt is firmer than it had been when we started. Well, I also lost weight and now have a nice butt (the women said so!) to be proud of.

I dragged myself out of my reverie and noticed that I hadn’t even missed a step! Cool! That just goes to show that the months of workout had instilled the rhythm in me. I smiled and continued with the exercise.

I watched the black butt shaking in front of me. Oh yes! I’d so love to fuck that ass. Sexy and slim even though she already has 3 kids, Kiara never fails to amaze me. Her husband had left her for another woman and it actually was a blessing because he’d been an abusive man in the course of their marriage. At 35, she’s still sexy as hell. I’m 40 but I don’t think that the age gap would make much of a difference.

black buttAs I continued watching her butt shaking, I was able to formulate a plan. After the workout, I asked her to have dinner with me. She started to say “no”, that her kids are waiting for her but I told her it would be a quick one. She reluctantly agreed.

That was the beginning of our getting to know each other deeper, better. I’ve already fucked her twice, always after the workout when all the others had gone away. Though I haven’t been able to fuck her black butt yet, I know that I’d be able to do that soon!

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